So we were in Greece recently visiting Anna's parents for New Year.  While we were there Anna managed to score some rather saucy adult films from a close relative who I've been warned I'm not allowed to name... or else.

 

Now I reckon that the one of the main secrets to the internets success is the vast amounts of porn.  Because of the internet porn is everywhere... and I think most people at one point or another have sought it out.  But I reckon porn is a pretty solitary passtime... I mean it has a pretty specific purpose right?

 

So I'm a bit unsure about the whole watching porn with the wife thing... it seems a little awkward.

I mean we watched Wanted the other day and occasionally commented on it during the film...

 

JP: 'Bullets can't do that you know... they go straight'

Anna: 'Really?'

JP: 'Yeah but they do spin in the air, it helps stabalise them... helps them go where you want them to go... they do it with rifling in the barrel, hence the word rifle.'

Anna: God JP you're so interesting... take me now...

 

I'm not sure I could have the same calibur of conversation while watching say... Butt Pirates of the Carribean... I'm not sure what would or wouldn't be appropriate to say...

 

JP: She looks as though she's really enjoying that... but I think it looks quite painful...

Anna: Yeah but I like her hair...
JP: Which hair?
Anna: On her head...
JP: Oh yeah that's nice...

 

I dunno... anybody ever watch porn with their wife?... how did it turn out?...

 

JP